pepecarriles:

The entrance 👠👑🤩

captainsnoop:

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

(via thetalkinggrilledcheese)

bootyscientist:

surround yourself with people that are more excited for your birthday than u are

(via dulect)